26 January 2010
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Meeting Women
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Easiest way to get around any confidence blocks and have fun with women is to let go and allow yourself to have fun with random strangers as you would with your best friends.
1. Tell the worst joke you know
Who cares how bad it is, you're having fun! Walk up, make them laugh with your awesomely poor joke then make small conversation. After 5-10 minutes, go back to your friends and find some other women to tell next. After an hour, the whole female population of the bar or club will recognise you and know you're having fun.
2. Bump into her
Bump into her when she's standing by the bar or in a coffee line, wherever. When she turns around and looks at you, say "Watch it punk!" in a straight face. When she's about to call you an arsehole, crack a smile, bump her again and leave. Teasing is all part of the fun game.
3. Sit down at a random table
Find a nice table with 2~3 women preferably and sit down. When they all look at you, say "Hey! Sorry I'm late, traffic was a nightmare!". Have fun, make small conversation and pow, they'll remember you as that mad fun guy who sat at their table.
4. Thumb war!
After some small conversation, offer out your hand as if you're looking for a handshake. When she starts the handshake, turn it around into a thumb war! Battle her and tease her with random taunts you give your male friends, "You suck!", "You've got no chance!".
After you beat her, naturally, make some more small conversation about how she should practise more often and how she nearly had you. Hell, you could even tell her you're a professional thumb wrestler and you play for Great Britain in the Olympics.
5. Name game
After some small conversation, start the name game. Basically, you say to her "I'll make you a little bet", "If I forget your name when I see you later tonight, I'll buy you a drink. But, if you forget mine, you've got to buy me a drink".
Really have fun with this, tell her a random crazy name like Pinocchio Van Winkle and challenge her whenever you see her. Chances are, you'll have a cheap, and most of all, fun night.
Damn, I must have missed out some more fun things when I wrote this list, don't hold back - share the ones you know in the comments!
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